When I go to hell I’m gonna be so disappointed if Satan doesn’t look like Mark Pellegrino.
sometimes you just know.
Mark is his casual vessel. For you, Satan will go formal and put on Sam
PUT ON SAM
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.
the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
Badass women from history - part 1 (part 2)
- Leather clad English rocker girl
- Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
- Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
- Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle
“Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.”
“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.”
― John Green